Gruff the Listener
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| Introduced: | Familiar Foes | Related Quests: | Blackfire Seasoned Explorer Equipment |
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Notes
- Exchanges certain items for clues and rumors.
Dialog
- Opening Dialog
- Gruff the Listener tells you, "Poke...Poke...Poke, that's all you do. Wait till I poke you back Isparian. Coffee and Cake would go down well right about now."
- Gruff the Listener tells you, "Listen you oxygen thief...usually I don't liked getting poked unless someone buys me a drink first. Are you slow or just stupid?"
- Gruff the Listener tells you, "Oh, my guts are grumbling. I got to snaffle something. Flesh. I need Flesh. You....you wouldn't make more than a mouthful. Not when you're skinned and boned. A slice of cake would tide me over for now."
- Gruff the Listener tells you, "Don't get your knickers in a twist! Calm down! Aren't you forgetting something? Something for nothing? Yeah right! How about you get me a cold beverage to wash these salty pretzels down."
- Gruff the Listener tells you, "DO YOU MIND! You touch me again and I'll fart in your general direction. You DO NOT want THAT! Coffee gives me gas! I would love a coffee right about now."
- Accepted Item Dialog
- You give Gruff the Listener Cake.
- Gruff the Listener tells you, "You're here again? What have you in that scrawny hand of yours? Hearthseekers? Sure I've heard of The Hearthseekers. Don't really see eye to eye with the Explorers Society. I'm sure the Queen would have something to say about it. Which queen? There is only one High Queen as far as I know. Don't bother seeking her out though. She keeps her friends close and their enemies closer. Begone!"
- You give Gruff the Listener Ale.
- Gruff the Listener tells you, "Better! A recipe there is. Follow a sequence you must or boom it might go! Something like that...I think. Or is it? Nope, that's not how it goes. It coats the pot with the thing, or is that, dips the thing in the pool and then adds it to the first thing....Hungry...Soooooo Hungry!"
- You give Gruff the Listener Cake.
- Gruff the Listener tells you, "Ooooh Caek! Who am I? I am Gruff. I see and hear things. What say you? Not much eh? Typical! Come empty handed and you will feel the back of my hand! Spell what wrong? Caek? Yeah the thing you just gave me. Cake? Who spells it cake? Moron!...You are still here? What's good? Caek is good! Information? Hmmmm let me see here....Feed me and I feed you. There! Happy?"
- You give Gruff the Listener Cider.
- Gruff the Listener tells you, "Oh yeah...! My favourite apple by-product. Not as good as Honeyed Meads, Winter Lager, or Spiced Bur Wine made in a Smelting Pot with a dash or two of powdered Ruuk mind you, but tasty nonetheless. What are you looking at Isparian? Go before I grind your bones to make my bread."
- You give Gruff the Listener Coffee.
- Gruff the Listener tells you, "Ooo oo aaa - Hearthseeker Armor? What about it? Oooh how do you get it? More CAKE! Is there a recipe? I said MORE CAKE! Ingrate!"
- You give Gruff the Listener Palm Wine.
- Gruff the Listener tells you, "You adventurers are my kind of scum, fearless and inventive. You'll need a diamond...or is that something from a diamond...dust perhaps. I can't think with this hunger."
Retired Dialog
- Gruff the Listener tells you, "DO YOU MIND! You touch me again and I'll fart in your general direction. You DO NOT want THAT!"
- Gruff the Listener tells you, "Oh, my guts are grumbling. I got to snaffle something. Flesh. I need Flesh. You....you wouldn't make more than a mouthful. Not when you're skinned and boned."
- Gruff the Listener tells you, "Don't get your knickers in a twist! Calm down! Aren't you forgetting something? Something for nothing? Yeah right!"
- Gruff the Listener tells you, "Your Command?...My Liege? My Lord?..Your bidding?...Your will Sire? What? What do you want? Why do you keep touching me?"
- You give Gruff the Listener Apple.
- Gruff the Listener tells you, "Pathetic! Exercise will kill you, so will fresh fruit...Blahhh! Get me another one."
- You give Gruff the Listener Apple.
- Gruff the Listener tells you, "Insulting, I've told you I do not like apples. Begone!"
- Gruff the Listener teleports you with Portal to Teth.
- You give Gruff the Listener Bread.
- Gruff the Listener tells you, "Dry Bread! Dry Bloody Bread!? Do i look like a pauper? This is not the bread you are looking for! I didn't get to look this good eating regular bread you muppet. Bring me something a bit more Elaborate."
- You give Gruff the Listener Bread.
- Gruff the Listener tells you, "Don't get fresh with me pinhead. Your lack of scholastic acumen astounds me. You have already given me that item and I wont be swayed to give you any more information until you offer me something new. Needless to say I will take it off your hands any way."
- You give Gruff the Listener Bunch of Nanners.
- Gruff the Listener tells you, "Ooo oo aaa - Hearthseeker Armor? What about it? Oooh how do you get it?"
- You give Gruff the Listener Bunch of Nanners.
- Gruff the Listener tells you, "Don't get fresh with me pinhead. Your lack of scholastic acumen astounds me. You have already given me that item and I wont be swayed to give you any more information until you offer me something new. Needless to say I will take it off your hands any way."
- You give Gruff the Listener Cake.
- Gruff the Listener tells you, "Ooooh Cake! Who am I? I am Gruff. I see and hear things. What say you? Not much eh? Typical! Come empty handed again and you will feel the back of my hand!"
- You give Gruff the Listener Cake.
- Gruff the Listener tells you, "Don't get fresh with me pinhead. Your lack of scholastic acumen astounds me. You have already given me that item and I wont be swayed to give you any more information until you offer me something new. Needless to say I will take it off your hands any way."
- You give Gruff the Listener Candied Apple.
- Gruff the Listener tells you, "Not as pathetic I suppose. It will do for now. I get bad acid reflux from fresh apples. Almost as bad as stepping in a pool of acid if you ask me. Begone scrubling!"
- You give Gruff the Listener Candied Apple.
- Gruff the Listener tells you, "Don't get fresh with me pinhead. Your lack of scholastic acumen astounds me. You have already given me that item and I wont be swayed to give you any more information until you offer me something new. Needless to say I will take it off your hands any way."
- You give Gruff the Listener Cave Penguin Egg.
- Gruff the Listener tells you, "You adventurers are my kind of scum, fearless and inventive...ripping this straight out of a penguins ars.....chew, s'cuse me! You'll need a diamond...or is that something from a diamond. I can't think with this hunger."
- You give Gruff the Listener Cheese.
- Gruff the Listener tells you, "Wonderful! Time for a celebration... Cheese for everyone! I like cheese! All kinds of cheese. - A fine lady she is. Keeps herself and that island well guarded. It's a shame you have to do all that mumbo jumbo to visit her. Got any Coffee? Pumpkin spiced half-strength soy latte thanks. Karen? KAREN? Who the Fugrrrpck you calling Karen?...If I could get up I would sit on you."
- You give Gruff the Listener Cheese.
- Gruff the Listener tells you, "Don't get fresh with me pinhead. Your lack of scholastic acumen astounds me. You have already given me that item and I wont be swayed to give you any more information until you offer me something new. Needless to say I will take it off your hands any way."
- You give Gruff the Listener Chocolate Cookie.
- Gruff the Listener tells you, "Yep! Perfect! - Home! That's what it's about. I had a home once. I think."
- You give Gruff the Listener Cider.
- Gruff the Listener tells you, "Oh yeah...! My favourite apple by-product. Not as good as Honeyed Meads, Winter Lager, or Spiced Bur Wine made in a smelting pot with a dash or two of powdered Ruuk mind you, but tasty nonetheless. What are you looking at Isparian? Go before I grind your bones to make my bread...MMmmmm Bread!"
- You give Gruff the Listener Cider.
- Gruff the Listener tells you, "Don't get fresh with me pinhead. Your lack of scholastic acumen astounds me. You have already given me that item and I wont be swayed to give you any more information until you offer me something new. Needless to say I will take it off your hands any way."
- You give Gruff the Listener Coffee.
- Gruff the Listener tells you, "Oh yeah that's the ticket! Sorry about before...I get tetchy when I have low caffeine intake. The local apothecary said I have to keep that black boulder well and truly lodged in my artery or I may as well start preparations...whatever that means."
- You give Gruff the Listener Cookie.
- Gruff the Listener tells you, "What? Oh!...Coo'mmg'kie'rg Mmrg Murgl-Murgl Grrp...I know a King with that name. I know a good Queen too, but no relation."
- You give Gruff the Listener Cookie.
- Gruff the Listener tells you, "Don't get fresh with me pinhead. Your lack of scholastic acumen astounds me. You have already given me that item and I wont be swayed to give you any more information until you offer me something new. Needless to say I will take it off your hands any way."
- You give Gruff the Listener Egg.
- Gruff the Listener tells you, "Eggs...oh Easter Eggs, sure I got Easter Eggs."
- You give Gruff the Listener Elaborate Field Rations.
- Gruff the Listener tells you, "Better! A recipe there is. Follow a sequence you must. Boom it will go! Cheese Breath! I like cheese!"
- You give Gruff the Listener Flaming Kimchi.
- Gruff the Listener tells you, "Spicy! Asheron? That old has been! You weak minded fool! He’s using an old Jedi mind trick. Words, it's all just words. Won't ever open a portal back? Preposterous!"
- You give Gruff the Listener Flaming Kimchi.
- Gruff the Listener tells you, "Don't get fresh with me pinhead. Your lack of scholastic acumen astounds me. You have already given me that item and I wont be swayed to give you any more information until you offer me something new. Needless to say I will take it off your hands any way."
- You give Gruff the Listener Licorice Rat.
- Gruff the Listener tells you, "Grrrrllp slides down smooth that...Delish! Oh you're still here...infecting my air with your foul stench. A clue you say? How abooooout No! Fine...! Seasoned not regular!"
- You give Gruff the Listener Olthoi Larvae Steak.
- Gruff the Listener tells you, "OOooh it's still warm. Nice! Thank you very much. You're much nicer than those sneaky bugs, always scheming and hiding things. That reminds me of something...Hmmm! Got anything else?"
- You give Gruff the Listener Pizza.
- Gruff the Listener tells you, "Pineapple? Really? There will be no bargain, young Isparian. I shall enjoy watching you die."
- You give Gruff the Listener Pizza.
- Gruff the Listener tells you, "Don't get fresh with me pinhead. Your lack of scholastic acumen astounds me. You have already given me that item and I wont be swayed to give you any more information until you offer me something new. Needless to say I will take it off your hands any way."
- You give Gruff the Listener Super Cheese.
- Gruff the Listener tells you, "Super Indeed! - Rumour has it one does exist that seeks to unite worlds through the use of ley lines. History he has, deeply entwined with much of what you already know. Sheogorath would be so jelly right about now!"
- You give Gruff the Listener Wah Chon's Winter Lager.
- Gruff the Listener tells you, "Been around to see the old man have you? Madman or not, he knows a thing or two. We get along famously; well we did. He doesn't mention me much these days...since that incident with those diamond golems."
- You give Gruff the Listener Water.
- Gruff the Listener tells you, "Water is for fish. You will soon learn to appreciate me Isparian."
- You give Gruff the Listener Water.
- Gruff the Listener tells you, "Do I look like I need more water?"