Farmer Thadius

Opening Dialog

Farmer Thadius tells you, "Hey there friend! We got us a pen of thunder turkeys."

Farmer Thadius tells you, "Rumor is they are the finest eatin' around Dereth, but these fellers need to be fattened up. They are pretty skiddish when it comes to feedin' so you gots to do it from range."

Farmer Thadius tells you, "Pies can be found the the tables at each of the lanes, but you can only pick up one stack a day."

Farmer Thadius tells you, "First 10 pies you toss count, last one is just for fun!"

Farmer Thadius tells you, "Just huck em down the lanes and feed as many as you can. Then come back and see me! I'll keep a runnin' tally."

Returning Dialog

Farmer Thadius tells you, "Get scootin'! Them turkeys aren't feedin' themselves!"

Weapon Exchange Dialog

You allow Farmer Thadius to examine your Heavy Turkey Leg.

Farmer Thadius tells you, "Oh, looking to exchange weapons?"

You hand over 1 of your Heavy Turkey Legs.

Farmer Thadius gives you Massive Turkey Leg.

Farmer Thadius tells you, "Perhaps this will suit you better."

You allow Farmer Thadius to examine your Massive Turkey Leg.

Farmer Thadius tells you, "Oh, looking to exchange weapons?"

You hand over 1 of your Massive Turkey Legs.

Farmer Thadius tells you, "Perhaps this will suit you better."

Farmer Thadius gives you Turkey Bone Crossbow.

You allow Farmer Thadius to examine your Turkey Bone Crossbow.

Farmer Thadius tells you, "Oh, looking to exchange weapons?"

You hand over 1 of your Turkey Bone Crossbows.

Farmer Thadius tells you, "Perhaps this will suit you better."

Farmer Thadius gives you Turkey Bone Bow.

You allow Farmer Thadius to examine your Turkey Bone Bow.

Farmer Thadius tells you, "Oh, looking to exchange weapons?"

You hand over 1 of your Turkey Bone Bows.

Farmer Thadius tells you, "Perhaps this will suit you better."

Farmer Thadius gives you Turkey Bone Slingshot.

You allow Farmer Thadius to examine your Turkey Bone Slingshot.

Farmer Thadius tells you, "Oh, looking to exchange weapons?"

You hand over 1 of your Turkey Bone Slingshots.

Farmer Thadius tells you, "Perhaps this will suit you better."

Farmer Thadius gives you Swift Turkey Leg.

You allow Farmer Thadius to examine your Swift Turkey Leg.

Farmer Thadius tells you, "Oh, looking to exchange weapons?"

You hand over 1 of your Swift Turkey Legs.

Farmer Thadius tells you, "Perhaps this will suit you better."

Farmer Thadius gives you Light Turkey Leg.